diff --git a/src/commands/owner/sync.ts b/src/commands/owner/sync.ts
index 50a7c4b..f94427e 100644
--- a/src/commands/owner/sync.ts
+++ b/src/commands/owner/sync.ts
@@ -19,8 +19,8 @@ export default defineCommand({
 
     const { guildCount, globalCount } = counts;
 
-    await interaction.followUp({
-      content: `Successfully synced ${guildCount} guild and ${globalCount} global application commands`,
-    });
+    await interaction.followUp(
+      `Successfully synced ${guildCount} guild and ${globalCount} global application commands`
+    );
   },
 });
diff --git a/src/commands/utility/isdown.ts b/src/commands/utility/isdown.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5afa36c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/commands/utility/isdown.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,91 @@
+import { inlineCode, SlashCommandBuilder } from "discord.js";
+import { defineCommand } from "..";
+import { abort } from "../../utils/error";
+import { z } from "zod";
+import ky, { TimeoutError, type KyResponse } from "ky";
+import { fileTypeFromBuffer } from "file-type";
+import { FAKE_USER_AGENT } from "../../utils/constants";
+
+export default defineCommand({
+  data: new SlashCommandBuilder()
+    .setName("isdown")
+    .setDescription("URL healthcheck")
+    .addStringOption((option) =>
+      option.setName("url").setDescription("The URL to check").setRequired(true)
+    ),
+
+  async execute(interaction) {
+    let url = interaction.options.getString("url", true);
+
+    if (!url.startsWith("http")) {
+      url = "https://" + url;
+    }
+
+    if (!z.string().url().safeParse(url).success) {
+      abort("Invalid URL");
+    }
+
+    const parsed = new URL(url);
+    if (parsed.hostname.match(/^(localhost|127\.0\.0\.1)$|^192/)) {
+      abort("Invalid URL");
+    }
+
+    await interaction.deferReply();
+
+    let res: KyResponse;
+    try {
+      res = await ky.get(url, {
+        headers: {
+          "User-Agent": FAKE_USER_AGENT,
+        },
+        throwHttpErrors: false,
+        timeout: 5000,
+      });
+    } catch (err) {
+      let msg = "Couldn't establish HTTP connection.";
+      if (err instanceof TimeoutError) {
+        msg = "Request timed out, no HTTP response.";
+      }
+
+      await interaction.editReply(
+        `It's not just you! The site is down.\n${inlineCode(msg)}`
+      );
+      return;
+    }
+
+    const chunks: Uint8Array[] = [];
+    let mime = res.headers.get("content-type");
+
+    if (!mime && res.body) {
+      for await (const chunk of res.body) {
+        chunks.push(chunk as Uint8Array);
+        break;
+      }
+
+      const type = await fileTypeFromBuffer(Buffer.concat(chunks));
+      if (type) {
+        mime = type.mime;
+      }
+    }
+
+    if (res.ok) {
+      await interaction.editReply(
+        `It's just you! The site is up.\nHTTP Response: ${inlineCode(
+          `${res.status} ${res.statusText} • ${mime}`
+        )}`
+      );
+    } else if (res.status === 404) {
+      await interaction.editReply(
+        `It's not just you! Either the resource is down or you entered the wrong URI path.\nHTTP Response: ${inlineCode(
+          `${res.status} ${res.statusText} • ${mime}`
+        )}`
+      );
+    } else {
+      await interaction.editReply(
+        `It's not just you! The site is down.\nHTTP Response: ${inlineCode(
+          `${res.status} ${res.statusText}`
+        )}`
+      );
+    }
+  },
+});
diff --git a/src/commands/utility/whois.ts b/src/commands/utility/whois.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e5d9e4b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/commands/utility/whois.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+import { codeBlock, SlashCommandBuilder } from "discord.js";
+import { defineCommand } from "..";
+import ky from "ky";
+
+export default defineCommand({
+  data: new SlashCommandBuilder()
+    .setName("whois")
+    .setDescription("Look up IP or domain info")
+    .addStringOption((option) =>
+      option.setName("query").setDescription("IP or domain").setRequired(true)
+    ),
+
+  async execute(interaction) {
+    const query = interaction.options.getString("query", true);
+    await interaction.deferReply();
+
+    const res = await ky
+      .get(`http://ip-api.com/json/${encodeURIComponent(query)}`)
+      .json();
+
+    await interaction.editReply(codeBlock("js", JSON.stringify(res, null, 2)));
+  },
+});
diff --git a/src/utils/constants.ts b/src/utils/constants.ts
index 56ca338..fdd21be 100644
--- a/src/utils/constants.ts
+++ b/src/utils/constants.ts
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
+import { version } from "discord.js";
 import { env } from "../env";
 
 export const DEV = env.NODE_ENV === "development";
 export const PROD = env.NODE_ENV === "production";
+
+export const USER_AGENT = `artemis (discord.js ${version})`;
+export const FAKE_USER_AGENT =
+  "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:135.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/135.0";