diff --git a/artemis/cogs/anime.py b/artemis/cogs/anime.py
index ad9c5fa..9cf043a 100644
--- a/artemis/cogs/anime.py
+++ b/artemis/cogs/anime.py
@@ -1,7 +1,5 @@
 from __future__ import annotations
 
-import json
-import re
 import time
 from enum import Enum
 from io import BytesIO
@@ -12,7 +10,6 @@ import discord
 import feedparser
 import pendulum
 from anilist.async_client import Client as Anilist
-from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
 from discord.ext import commands
 from discord.utils import format_dt
 
diff --git a/artemis/cogs/events.py b/artemis/cogs/events.py
index 7e484fe..a3285a1 100644
--- a/artemis/cogs/events.py
+++ b/artemis/cogs/events.py
@@ -21,9 +21,6 @@ log = logging.getLogger("artemis")
 TIKTOK_RE = re.compile(
     r"https://vm\.tiktok\.com/(\w+)|https://(?:www\.)?tiktok\.com/(@.+?/video/\d+)"
 )
-REDDIT_RE = re.compile(
-    r"https?:\/\/(?:www\.)?(?:old\.)?reddit\.com\/r\/\w+\/comments\/(?P<id>[a-zA-Z0-9]+)(?:\/)?(?:[^\s]*)?"
-)
 
 
 class Events(commands.Cog):
@@ -59,18 +56,6 @@ class Events(commands.Cog):
             self.suppress_embeds(message, 0.1)
             return await message.reply(f"https://vm.dstn.to/{vid}")
 
-        reddit_url = REDDIT_RE.search(content)
-        if reddit_url:
-            pid = reddit_url.group("id")
-            reddit_post = await self.bot.reddit.post(pid=pid)
-
-            if reddit_post:
-                self.suppress_embeds(message, 0.1)
-                embeds = await reddit_post.to_embed(message)
-                return await message.reply(embeds=embeds)
-
-            log.warn(f"Invalid Reddit post URL/ID: {reddit_url.group(0)}")
-
     @commands.Cog.listener()
     async def on_message(self, message: discord.Message):
         if message.author.bot:
diff --git a/artemis/cogs/funhouse.py b/artemis/cogs/funhouse.py
index 56b72ab..6d9a51e 100644
--- a/artemis/cogs/funhouse.py
+++ b/artemis/cogs/funhouse.py
@@ -1,10 +1,8 @@
 from __future__ import annotations
 
 import http
-import mimetypes
 import random
 import re
-from io import BytesIO
 from typing import TYPE_CHECKING, Optional, TypedDict
 from urllib.parse import quote
 
@@ -16,7 +14,7 @@ from discord.ext import commands
 from .. import utils
 from ..utils import config
 from ..utils.common import ArtemisError, read_json, trim
-from ..utils.views import DropdownView, ViewPages
+from ..utils.views import ViewPages
 
 if TYPE_CHECKING:
     from ..bot import Artemis
@@ -55,71 +53,6 @@ class Funhouse(commands.Cog):
         reddit = self.bot.get_command("reddit")
         return await reddit(ctx, subreddit)
 
-    @commands.command()
-    async def cat(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """Random cat picture."""
-        await ctx.typing()
-        async with self.bot.session.get("https://cataas.com/cat") as r:
-            ext = mimetypes.guess_extension(r.content_type)
-            image = discord.File(BytesIO(await r.read()), f"{utils.time()}.{ext}")
-            await ctx.send(file=image)
-
-    @commands.command()
-    async def dog(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """Random dog picture."""
-        async with self.bot.session.get("https://random.dog/woof.json") as r:
-            json = await r.json(content_type=None)
-            await ctx.send(json["url"])
-
-    @commands.command()
-    async def fox(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """Random fox picture."""
-        async with self.bot.session.get("https://randomfox.ca/floof/") as r:
-            json = await r.json(content_type=None)
-            await ctx.send(json["image"])
-
-    @commands.command()
-    async def waifu(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """Random waifu (anime girl)."""
-        await self.invoke_reddit(ctx, "awwnime")
-
-    @commands.command()
-    async def husbando(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """Random husbando (anime boy)."""
-        sub = random.choice(("cuteanimeboys", "bishounen"))
-        await self.invoke_reddit(ctx, sub)
-
-    @commands.command()
-    async def yuri(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """Random yuri (anime lesbian couple) art."""
-        await self.invoke_reddit(ctx, "wholesomeyuri")
-
-    @commands.command()
-    async def neko(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """Random neko (anime cat girl/boy)."""
-        db = self.bot.get_command("db")
-        await db(ctx, tags="cat_ears")
-
-    @commands.command()
-    @commands.is_nsfw()
-    async def ecchi(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """
-        Random ecchi image.
-        NSFW channels only.
-        """
-        db = self.bot.get_command("db")
-        await db(ctx, tags="rating:q score:>10")
-
-    @commands.command()
-    @commands.is_nsfw()
-    async def hentai(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """
-        Random hentai image.
-        NSFW channels only.
-        """
-        db = self.bot.get_command("db")
-        await db(ctx, tags="rating:e score:>10")
-
     @commands.command()
     async def hug(self, ctx: commands.Context, member: discord.Member):
         """Hug someone."""
@@ -362,165 +295,6 @@ class Funhouse(commands.Cog):
         img = random.choice(data)
         await ctx.reply(img["download_url"])
 
-    @commands.group(aliases=["ffxiv"])
-    async def xiv(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """Final Fantasy XIV commands."""
-        if ctx.invoked_subcommand is None:
-            await ctx.send("Invalid subcommand passed.")
-
-    @xiv.command(aliases=["chara"])
-    async def character(self, ctx: commands.Context, *, query: str):
-        """Search for player characters in all worlds."""
-        LODESTONE_URL = "https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/"
-
-        await ctx.typing()
-
-        params = {"name": query, "columns": "ID,Name,Server"}
-        async with self.bot.session.get("https://xivapi.com/character/search", params=params) as r:
-            if not r.ok:
-                return await ctx.reply(f"XIV API Error: {r.status} {r.reason}")
-            data = await r.json()
-
-        characters = data["Results"]
-        if not characters:
-            return await ctx.reply("No results found.")
-        elif len(characters) == 1:
-            character = characters[0]
-        else:
-            view = DropdownView(ctx, characters, lambda x: x["Name"], lambda x: x["Server"])
-            character = await view.prompt("Which character?")
-            if not character:
-                return
-            await ctx.typing()
-
-        chid = character["ID"]
-        params = {
-            "columns": "Character.Name,Character.Avatar,Character.Portrait,Character.ActiveClassJob"
-        }
-        async with self.bot.session.get(f"https://xivapi.com/character/{chid}", params=params) as r:
-            if not r.ok:
-                return await ctx.reply(f"XIV API Error: {r.status} {r.reason}")
-            data = await r.json()
-
-        character = data["Character"]
-
-        name = character["Name"]
-        url = LODESTONE_URL + str(chid)
-        portrait_url = character["Portrait"]
-        avatar_url = character["Avatar"]
-
-        embed = discord.Embed(title=name, url=url, color=0x293C66)
-        embed.set_image(url=portrait_url)
-        embed.set_thumbnail(url=avatar_url)
-        embed.set_author(
-            name="The Lodestone",
-            icon_url="https://img.finalfantasyxiv.com/lds/h/0/U2uGfVX4GdZgU1jASO0m9h_xLg.png",
-        )
-
-        active_job = character["ActiveClassJob"]
-        job_name = active_job["Name"].title()
-        job_level = active_job["Level"]
-        embed.description = f"Level **{job_level}**\n{job_name}"
-
-        await ctx.reply(embed=embed)
-
-    @xiv.command()
-    async def item(self, ctx: commands.Context, *, query: str):
-        """Search for items."""
-        await ctx.typing()
-
-        params = {"string": query, "columns": "Name,Url", "indexes": "item"}
-        async with self.bot.session.get("https://xivapi.com/search", params=params) as r:
-            if not r.ok:
-                return await ctx.reply(f"XIV API Error: {r.status} {r.reason}")
-            data = await r.json()
-
-        results = data["Results"]
-        if not results:
-            return await ctx.reply("No results found.")
-        elif len(results) == 1:
-            result = results[0]
-        else:
-            view = DropdownView(ctx, results, lambda x: x["Name"])
-            result = await view.prompt("Which item?")
-            if not result:
-                return
-            await ctx.typing()
-
-        url = "https://xivapi.com" + result["Url"]
-        params = {
-            "columns": "ClassJobCategory.Name,DamageMag,DamagePhys,DefenseMag,DefensePhys,DelayMs,Description,IconHD,ItemUICategory.Name,LevelEquip,LevelItem,Name,Rarity,Stats"
-        }
-        async with self.bot.session.get(url, params=params) as r:
-            if not r.ok:
-                return await ctx.reply(f"XIV API Error: {r.status} {r.reason}")
-            data = await r.json()
-
-        name = data["Name"]
-        category = data["ItemUICategory"]["Name"]
-        icon_url = "https://xivapi.com" + data["IconHD"]
-        # rarity = item_rarity[data["Rarity"]]
-
-        item_level = data["LevelItem"]
-        job_category = data["ClassJobCategory"]["Name"]
-        equip_level = data["LevelEquip"]
-
-        description = data["Description"].replace("\n\n\n\n", "\n\n")
-
-        mag_dmg = ("Magic Damage", int(data["DamageMag"]))
-        phys_dmg = ("Damage", int(data["DamagePhys"]))
-        dmg = max(mag_dmg, phys_dmg, key=lambda x: x[1])
-        mag_def = ("Magic Defense", int(data["DefenseMag"]))
-        phys_def = ("Defense", int(data["DefensePhys"]))
-
-        main_stats = [dmg, mag_def, phys_def]
-        main_stats = [stat for stat in main_stats if stat[1] > 0]
-        main_stats.sort(key=lambda x: x[0])
-        if int(data["DelayMs"]):
-            main_stats.append(("Delay", round(int(data["DelayMs"]) / 1000, 2)))
-
-        if data["Stats"]:
-            bonuses = [(re.sub("([A-Z]+)", r" \1", k), v["NQ"]) for k, v in data["Stats"].items()]
-        else:
-            bonuses = []
-
-        embed = discord.Embed(title=name, color=0x293C66)
-        embed.set_thumbnail(url=icon_url)
-        embed.set_author(
-            name="Eorzea Database",
-            icon_url="https://img.finalfantasyxiv.com/lds/h/0/U2uGfVX4GdZgU1jASO0m9h_xLg.png",
-        )
-        desc = f"{category}\nItem Level **{item_level}**\n\n{job_category or 'All Classes'}\nLv. **{equip_level}**\n\n"
-
-        if description:
-            desc += f"{description}\n\n"
-
-        for bonus in bonuses:
-            desc += f"{bonus[0]}: **+{bonus[1]}**\n"
-
-        embed.description = desc
-
-        for stat in main_stats:
-            embed.add_field(name=stat[0], value=stat[1])
-
-        await ctx.reply(embed=embed)
-
-    @xiv.command(aliases=["fr", "fashion"])
-    async def fashionreport(self, ctx: commands.Context):
-        """Displays the latest Fashion Report requirements."""
-        headers = {"User-Agent": self.bot.real_user_agent}
-
-        await ctx.typing()
-
-        async with self.bot.session.get(
-            f"{config.api_base_url}/xiv/kaiyoko", headers=headers, allow_redirects=False
-        ) as r:
-            title = r.headers.get("x-title")
-
-        embed = discord.Embed(title=title, color=0xE7DFCE)
-        embed.set_image(url=f"{config.api_base_url}/xiv/kaiyoko?includeMeta=false&t={utils.time()}")
-        await ctx.reply(embed=embed)
-
     @commands.command(aliases=["fs"])
     async def foalsay(self, ctx: commands.Context, *, query: str):
         """
diff --git a/artemis/cogs/language.py b/artemis/cogs/language.py
index 14b7004..b853707 100644
--- a/artemis/cogs/language.py
+++ b/artemis/cogs/language.py
@@ -3,8 +3,8 @@ from __future__ import annotations
 import asyncio
 import re
 from io import BytesIO
-from typing import TYPE_CHECKING, Optional
-from urllib.parse import quote, quote_plus, unquote
+from typing import TYPE_CHECKING
+from urllib.parse import quote, quote_plus
 
 import discord
 import gtts
diff --git a/artemis/cogs/useful.py b/artemis/cogs/useful.py
index 82b4869..6e78c78 100644
--- a/artemis/cogs/useful.py
+++ b/artemis/cogs/useful.py
@@ -33,32 +33,6 @@ class Useful(commands.Cog):
     def __init__(self, bot: Artemis):
         self.bot: Artemis = bot
 
-    @commands.command()
-    @commands.cooldown(1, 2, commands.BucketType.default)
-    async def bing(self, ctx: commands.Context, *, query: str):
-        """
-        Bing Search.
-        Uses the RSS feed, useless for complex searches.
-        """
-        await ctx.typing()
-        results = await utils.search_bing(ctx, query)
-        if not results:
-            return await ctx.reply("No results found.")
-
-        embed = discord.Embed(title=f"Search Results for '{query}'", color=0x1E5DD4)
-        embed.set_author(
-            name="Bing", icon_url="https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?domain=bing.com&sz=128"
-        )
-
-        for result in results[:5]:
-            embed.add_field(
-                name=result.title,
-                value=f"[{utils.trim(result.url, 50)}]({result.url})\n{utils.trim(result.description, 120)}",
-                inline=False,
-            )
-
-        await ctx.reply(embed=embed)
-
     @commands.command(aliases=["char"])
     async def charinfo(self, ctx: commands.Context, *, characters: str):
         """Shows you information about a number of characters using unicode data lookup."""
diff --git a/artemis/utils/notifiers.py b/artemis/utils/notifiers.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 41b9a24..0000000
--- a/artemis/utils/notifiers.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,142 +0,0 @@
-from __future__ import annotations
-
-import asyncio
-from dataclasses import dataclass
-import logging
-from typing import TYPE_CHECKING, TypeVar
-from collections import deque
-from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
-
-if TYPE_CHECKING:
-    from ..bot import Artemis
-
-T = TypeVar("T")
-
-
-class FeedNotifier:
-    NAME: str = "Base"
-    CHECK_INTERVAL: int | float = 60 * 5
-    FEED_INTERVAL: int | float = 0.1
-    CACHE_SIZE: int = 100
-
-    bot: Artemis
-    feeds: list[str]
-    _cache = dict[str, list[str]]
-    _task = asyncio.Task
-
-    def __init__(self, bot: Artemis, feeds: list[str]):
-        self.bot = bot
-        self.feeds = feeds
-
-        self._log = logging.getLogger(f"{self.NAME}Notifier")
-        self._cache = {}
-        for feed in self.feeds:
-            self._cache[feed] = deque([], maxlen=self.CACHE_SIZE)
-
-    def log(self, msg):
-        self._log.info(msg)
-
-    async def _run(self):
-        try:
-            await self._init_cache()
-            await asyncio.sleep(self.CHECK_INTERVAL)
-            self.log("Starting check loop...")
-            while True:
-                self.log("Processing feeds...")
-                for feed in self.feeds:
-                    entries = await self.fetch_entries(feed)
-                    for entry in entries:
-                        key = self.get_cache_key(entry)
-                        if key in self._cache[feed]:
-                            continue
-                        self.log(f"{feed}: New entry found, handing over to on_new_entry()")
-                        self._cache[feed].append(key)
-                        await self.on_new_entry(entry)
-                        await asyncio.sleep(self.FEED_INTERVAL)
-                await asyncio.sleep(self.CHECK_INTERVAL)
-        except Exception as error:
-            await self.on_error(error)
-
-    async def _init_cache(self):
-        self.log("Bootstrapping cache...")
-        for feed in self.feeds:
-            self._cache[feed].extend(
-                [self.get_cache_key(entry) for entry in await self.fetch_entries(feed)]
-            )
-            self.log(f"{feed}: Bootstrapped cache with {len(self._cache[feed])} entries.")
-
-    def start(self):
-        self._task = asyncio.create_task(self._run())
-        self.log("Worker started.")
-        return self
-
-    def stop(self):
-        try:
-            self._task.cancel()
-        except asyncio.CancelledError:
-            pass
-        finally:
-            self.log("Worker stopped.")
-
-    def get_cache_key(self, entry: T) -> str:
-        raise NotImplementedError()
-
-    async def fetch_entries(self, feed: str) -> list[T]:
-        raise NotImplementedError()
-
-    async def on_new_entry(self, entry: T):
-        raise NotImplementedError()
-
-    async def on_error(self, error: Exception):
-        await self.send_to_user(
-            self.bot.owner_id, f"[{self.NAME}Notifier] {error.__class__.__name__}: {str(error)}"
-        )
-
-    async def fetch_html(self, url):
-        self.log(f"Fetching {url}")
-        headers = {"User-Agent": self.bot.user_agent}
-        async with self.bot.session.get(url, headers=headers) as r:
-            html = await r.text()
-        return BeautifulSoup(html, "lxml")
-
-    async def fetch_json(self, url) -> dict:
-        headers = {"User-Agent": self.bot.user_agent}
-        async with self.bot.session.get(url, headers=headers) as r:
-            return await r.json()
-
-    async def send_to_channel(self, channel_id: int, *args, **kwargs):
-        self.log(f"Sending new entry to channel {channel_id}.")
-        await self.bot.get_channel(channel_id).send(*args, **kwargs)
-
-    async def send_to_user(self, user_id: int, *args, **kwargs):
-        self.log(f"Sending new entry to user {user_id}.")
-        await self.bot.get_user(user_id).send(*args, **kwargs)
-
-
-@dataclass
-class HNEntry:
-    title: str
-    url: str
-
-
-class HackerNewsNotifier(FeedNotifier):
-    NAME = "HackerNews"
-    CHECK_INTERVAL = 60
-
-    def get_cache_key(self, entry: HNEntry) -> str:
-        return entry.url
-
-    async def fetch_entries(self, feed: str) -> list[HNEntry]:
-        url = "https://news.ycombinator.com/" + feed
-        soup = await self.fetch_html(url)
-
-        articles = []
-        for article in soup.select("tr.athing"):
-            titleline = article.select_one("span.titleline > a")
-            url = titleline["href"]
-            title = titleline.text
-            articles.append(HNEntry(title, url))
-        return list(reversed(articles))
-
-    async def on_new_entry(self, entry: HNEntry):
-        await self.send_to_user(self.bot.owner_id, f"{entry.title}\n{entry.url}")